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STRIPPER AUDITIONS

Yes.

Mick ain't invited to that either.

Might have to give him a heads up though.

aw why not? he can come if he wants to!

Because he might want to.

He's taken.

so are you
be fair
it could be a fun date!

I'm a criminal, I ain't gotta be fair.

I'll talk to him. Are we gonna look among natives or imPorts?

does it matter?

Mostly wondering how we'd even get the word out.

light the bootysignal

So, we are openly changing the direction of this to embarrassing him?

Cool.

how many people do you think hes gonna kill

However many we throw at him, I'd guess.

How sexy do you think he finds people on gas masks?

0 sexy
thats as good as its ever going to get for him

Think we probably oughta keep that in mind.

How many dead strippers do you want on yout conscience?

depends if i know them or not i guess
bruce says theres a strict no strippers policy at the office
and we definitely cant send one to cranes home
so
idk
it should not be this complicated

who else do we know needs a lapdance

Rincewind?

I'd say Shade, but I'd worry for the strippers. James, for fun. Piper, get the strippers a lesson in socialism.

Bruce Wayne, actually. Why not? Count Dooku.

jeff would want rincewind to have a lap dance

Then for Jeff.

We should get a woman and a man, in honour of his pansexuality.

This could take a while. Want to plot this over a drink?

[It's the Jeff mention and it's knowing Harley a little and knowing ways of coping with loss a lot.

"would want", so drinks it is.]

a woman a man and a dinner set
did you ever clear that up for him

can the drink have colorful umbrellas in it

The classy combo.
Nah. I figure someone else did. Besides, he is. We know how he is about you.

Wouldn't dare to serve you one without one. You haven't been to Mick and my place yet, yeah?

what? what about me??

not yet but i can come over now so put on some pants

You make his sequins sparkle.

Right. Cause I just hang out naked.

excuse you no i dont

and maybe you SHOULD
take your pants off right now
and then put them back on before i get there

It's okay. We all do, sometimes.

...why?

you ask so many questions
whats your address i dont actually know where im going

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