I know it was something about you having sex with me and in the interest of us never talking about this again, and I mean it, Leonard. No mentioning this to the other Mick or James or whoever else. I would be willing to call us even with a kiss. Just so we can say we were men of our words.
Do I need to remind you of that napkin? Because I will. Because I've had more normal offers than that.
[ Ugh. ]
Just forget it. Forget I asked. Forget I said anything involving you and me and anything that might have remotely involved kissing, having sex or any combination.
Maybe if you weren't the sort of guy I had to chase after and throw in jail, I wouldn't be a little ashamed.
Plus again, definitely think there's a possibility you'd hold it over me. Because it's you and you have enough things on me that I'm not sure if I want to add another. Even if I want to kiss you.
For one of the people who likes to fight against me, you might not know too much about me. Remember I'm the one who told you I saw something more in you.
[ Which is not strictly the same thing, but honestly, Barry keeps tabs on Snart for a number of reasons. And in a number of ways. ]
voice.
[ Excuse the pause. ]
I know it was something about you having sex with me and in the interest of us never talking about this again, and I mean it, Leonard. No mentioning this to the other Mick or James or whoever else. I would be willing to call us even with a kiss. Just so we can say we were men of our words.
voice.
Now. Barry, as flattered as I am that you want me to-- blackmail you into a kiss, I'm doing just peachy without.
voice.
[ Barry Allen, you're gonna make it sound like you want to make out with him regularly. ]
I may want to kiss you for scientific reasons.
voice.
[His tone is amused rather than insulted at least, so there is that.]
Because they were lying.
voice.
[ No, Barry, they just liked your lack of game. ]
I'm not trying to have game. I'm trying to be honest with you.
voice.
voice.
[ Ugh. ]
Just forget it. Forget I asked. Forget I said anything involving you and me and anything that might have remotely involved kissing, having sex or any combination.
voice.
voice.
A little. Which I know you won't let me forget now, but yes. I'm a little offended.
voice.
I'd just like to know what exactly offended you about this.
voice.
I don't know if I want to tell you what makes me offended about this.
voice.
Then let me tell you something. I've never kissed anyone who was ashamed of it. Good life lesson, that.
voice.
Plus again, definitely think there's a possibility you'd hold it over me. Because it's you and you have enough things on me that I'm not sure if I want to add another. Even if I want to kiss you.
voice.
I just lost people who'd kiss me without fearing for their rep.
Besides, Barry. I don't do casual.
voice. only because the notifs were down don't even pretend
I didn't realize you could do anything else. [ Another pause. ] Were the people here or at home?
voice. actually because I showed someone how smooth Barry is
[Or who he does, he supposes. But here they are anyway.]
At home.
voice. "smooth" also feel free to ignore this august why.
[ Which is not strictly the same thing, but honestly, Barry keeps tabs on Snart for a number of reasons. And in a number of ways. ]
Oh. I'm— I'm sorry. I didn't know.
voice. I am so behind on tags, who even cares
[Or a relationship status right now, technically. It's complicated.]